laurainlimbo: (dramaqueen)
laurainlimbo ([personal profile] laurainlimbo) wrote2007-07-04 01:04 pm

just in case you haven't seen this

for those of you who are married, or who think you might want to someday marry, here's a laugh for you...



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis
with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full
of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End