it's not life that matters but the journey...

Also known as, "Why we should all be gay and marry our BFF's."


1) Being gay is not natural.
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behav​ior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight child​ren.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Vote NO on Prop 8

laurainlimbo's Halloween party:

_twilightfades dressed as Tom Cruise - tarred and feathered.
ageless_aislynn dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.
alaerys dressed as the love child of Johnny Depp and Queen Elizabeth.
amiga_fanfics dressed as a senior webpage designer.
amiga_rippermod dressed as a vengeance.
amphigory dressed as Monica Lewinsky.
bayareajenn dressed as Mariah Carey.
biberkopf_bear dressed as a squirrel, though it looked more like Janeane Garofalo.
bitchygrrl forgot to put on clothes!
blueleopard87 dressed as the Martian Manhunter.
bluelillie dressed as Mark McGwire.
bobbinrob dressed as Courtney Love.
camiie dressed as the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.
daisyx dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake, though it looked more like Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
dawnie1970 gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Treaty of Stars.
deadwillwalk dressed as Optimus Prime.
dm_hpcrazy dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 29 personalities did.
doubtful_salmon dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
dove95 dressed as a bottle of Vervir.
edgeofmeri dressed as a 1990's grunge child.
flyingichthyo dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives, and it suited them disturbingly well.
friend_of_frodo dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
galactic_jack dressed as a ghost.
gooniegal dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
halfapersona dressed as a Level 14 barbarian, though it looked more like Michael Jordan riding a rabbit.
hue126 dressed as a new superhero: Crimson Yak.
iconseeyou dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
icymorning dressed as someone who just had sex.
iilii dressed as one of the Eagles's grandfather.
jadedicons dressed as a linebacker for the Giants.
jojobruin dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen.
kalaidascopeeye dressed as a CZ&C Electronics, LLC employee.
kittybeenbad dressed as Dick Cheney.
lay_of_luthien dressed as Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer -- you don't wanna know.
lizard_22 dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.
mad_about_dan dressed as legendary space hero Butch McThornBody.
melanie_anne didn't dress up, spoilsport.
miss_angey dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Visual Leader.
misty_writes didn't dress up, spoilsport.
moondropz dressed as Marie Antoinette going to her death.
mrs_kutcher_21 dressed as Beyonce Knowles.
ms_scully_icons dressed as a monster from a Resident Evil game.
oracleholly dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
pansy_burke dressed as something green, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
passionate_hope dressed as a delivery.
phantomsgyrl dressed as a chicken.
pnksaph dressed as the King of South Africa.
sadaoru dressed as the Governor of Alaska.
serenelystrange dressed as the Rock Power Ranger.
serialbathera didn't dress up, spoilsport.
themeqikotimes dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
willow_m_w dressed as a third baseman for the Rockies.
wolfpurplemoon dressed as James Madison.
xitsmejessica didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
xtrustno1x didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
yellow_iodine dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.

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OKAY, how many other people had to look up much of these people/things on Google?? Elizabeth Regina? Vicomte des Boules-Velues? Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer?
haha the Governor of Alaska...

Pushing Daisies is in trouble!

I feel terrible that I can't watch it when it's on - I can't help get the ratings up. this show should NOT be canceled.